Grateful for my HUGE heating bill.

There are certain times during the year that I always wonder, "Why do I live where I live? It's so freaking cold here that you wouldn't survive outside for like 20 minutes without getting hypothermia." So may I just take this time to say how thankful I am for my huge heating bill and the fact that I am able to afford to heat my house. You know, last year at the end of January, it got all the way down to like 32 BELOW zero for a few days and it was totally miserable. Well, we are just about there now it seems like and it's only December 22. Can you even imagine what January and Feruary will holds for all of us retards that live in the basin? We are going to FREEZE! Anyway..... the whole point of this entry is pretty much to say that I am grateful for the rediculous amounts of money we spend each winter to heat our little house and for my sweet furnace that does all the work when all I have to do is push a little button.